flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

heckacute:

Instead of asking somebody to marry you, frantically ask them, “Will you hide this tomato for me?” and then hand them a small one. If they do a good job hiding it, it means that they truly care about you and that’s better than marriage could ever be.